It’s Kourtney and Travis’ world, and we’re all just living in it.
But like seriously.
Our culture’s obsession with this punk rock power duo is wild, and we’re not afraid to admit we are active contributors.
Although we miss the OG gluten-free Kourtney, our queen looks happier than ever.
Even though she never smiles, talks in the most monotone voice known to man, and dresses in all black with emo-like toe rings.
Totally happy. We promise.
Since Kourtney’s revamped style is the talk of the town—the vampire reference was totally intentional—we’ve decided to round up Kravis’ best couple looks.
Let’s all take a moment of silence for Scourt. We hope you’re hanging in there Scott and not resorting to booze and blondes under the age of 18.
Everything about these looks is totally on-brand. Kourtney is wearing all black, because duh. It comes with the territory of dating a man with tattoos for a skull. We absolutely stan the fringe leather jacket and the glasses are perfect for covering her eye-roll directed towards, well, just about everything. Travis’ moto jacket is pretty dope and we’re loving the beanie. It’s super trendy, and most importantly, covers all that ink.
Kourtney looks absolutely breathtaking in this outfit. And she’s wearing color?! Who knew there was a world beyond black and fangs. The cheetah-printed bustier top hits her in all the right ways, without being totally inappropriate for a mom of three. But the real star of the show is Travis’ hard-core buckle pants. He’s totally having a moment here, and for once, we don’t hate all the skin showing. The muscle tee suits him well, no shame.
These outfits scream chic. Somebody once told us that the most famous people dress the most understated in public, and Kravis is mastering that phenomenon. Like they literally look so important. Kourtney clearly knows that corset tops are her thing, and Travis knows that if we see any more of his body we might scream. The all-black outfits are totally in sync, and the perfect amount of “we don’t want to be seen but please take our picture.”
Surprisingly, Kourtney isn’t wearing a large sign over her head that says “I love pain.” Kidding, she hasn’t actually done that, but you get the point. We’re huge fans of the short leather dress paired with the trench coat. It’s sexy but in a tasteful sort of mysterious way. Travis can definitely rock the all-white outfit, and it’s nice to see him not look like Dracula for once.
Kravis rarely misses the assignment, and this outfit is proof of that. Kourtney’s spider-like dress fits her like a glove, and of course, it makes a nod to Halloween. Because Kourtney is the spooky Hallo queen, right?! We also need these boots (size 7 if you’re wondering). Travis’ pants are really working for us, and we know that Kourt is dying to unzip them. She’s just out here defying our puritanical expectations of feminity with Madame Fox, right?
Kourtney (or Dani Michele, that is) totally nailed this look. The belted dress is everything on the kween and perfectly accentuates her figure. The platform boots add good height to our fellow height-challenged sis. We appreciate that Travis wore a simple all-black outfit to let Kourt’s fit shine. She’s debatably the most interesting to look at right now, so he let her have her moment. Such a gent.
Unlike her newfound soul sis, Kourt decided to wear more than a bra and underwear to the VMA’s. This corset-style black leather dress screams “I’m a Kardashian and I can show up in all black and still be the hottest one here.” Respect. Although we wish he was wearing a shirt under, Travis’ studded blazer and pants are honestly so sick. We hope our boyfriend would never wear pants this sharp, but it definitely works for Travis’ bad boy aesthetic. Plus, I'm sure Kourtney loves to prick her finger on them. Blood! So exciting!
Kourtney must not be appreciating her bread, because her body looks absolutely insane in this. How is it humanly possible to look this good in a shirt that cuts off your circulation? I guess she and Travis are into that sort of thing. Travis’ outfit is totally something we would wear. Minus the dog collar necklace and skull bracelet that we would wear in 10th grade.
If glam and punk had a baby, it would be Kourtney’s outfit. We kinda feel like this was her coming-out party as a blood-sucking rocker chick. She is sporting black studded shoes but adds a feminine touch with the red mini skirt. Thanks for easing us in, Kourt. Always here for her fans. We really want to know where Travis gets his pants because they are always so on-point. The band-tee-style patch with the pinstripe is chef’s kiss. *Starts shoving each other’s tongues down their throats*
Photography by: Gotham/GC Images, Jason Kempin, Taylor Hill/Film Magic